Diarise (verb): to put something in your outlook calendar so that, 15 minutes before it starts, when you receive a reminder, you can hastily start preparing something for it. Not to be confused with having the wild shites.

Leverage (verb): to take advantage of something. Only use the word ‘leverage’ if you want to sound like a cock.

Heath Robinson: from the expression “it’s all a bit Heath Robinson”, used to describe a process that is unclear to the user of the expression.