How To Survive At Work
Diarise (verb): to put something in your outlook calendar so that, 15 minutes before it starts, when you receive a reminder, you can hastily start preparing something for it. Not to be confused with having the wild shites.
Leverage (verb): to take advantage of something. Only use the word ‘leverage’ if you want to sound like a cock.
Heath Robinson: from the expression “it’s all a bit Heath Robinson”, used to describe a process that is unclear to the user of the expression.
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