How To Survive At Work
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If you’re new to the workplace, then you’ve got a whole new language to learn. It’s a bit like French, but spoken by even bigger wankers. However, worry not – you too can speak this ever-evolving language with our handy guide.
Don’t say: Do you have five minutes to talk through my work?
Do say: […]
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