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Sorry – that’s “colleague” of the month, not employee of the month. You see, the word ’employee’ implies slavery, it implies that bond between employer and pleb – we can’t have that, oh no. So let’s call it “colleague of the month” or COTM for short, because if it’s not an acronym, it’s not worth […]
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