How To Survive At Work (when you don’t care) is a survival guide for the cynical. You may have a mortgage to pay, you may have bills to pay, and the corporate world – let’s be fair – pays relatively well.
In exchange for the devil’s dollars, however, you are required to hand over a bit of your soul. All-day meetings, team-building exercises, living and breathing the values of the corporation paying your wages, putting up with pricks who do nothing all day and take credit for your work, over-promoted managers who can’t manage and can’t cope, blame-shifters… we put up with it.
So this is how to deal with it – how to get through the day with your sanity intact. Enjoy!
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