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That’s a good question: phrase commonly used by unprepared pooh-claimers, no-brainers and shirkers when caught unprepared in a meeting, mainly to stall for time. Also used by Yanks to arse-lick.
There are, in fact, two types of people who use the phrase “That’s a good question” in a meeting. On the one hand, you have […]
“Yes, you have spoken wisely dear leader, spoon-feed me more of your warm diarrhea, won’t you?”
You would have thought, with the instant communication available to us these days, that communication within a large corporation would be – well, better than it is. While everyone is beavering away, seemingly doing “work”, they are in fact […]
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