How To Survive At Work
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Well, hello. So you’ve reached the upper echelons of management – well, one of the upper echelons, anyway – and you’re going to have to make people redundant. Why? Well, the company’s only making a gazillion pounds worth of profit this year and that’s down on our unrealistic forecast of five thousand bagazillion pounds of […]
Well it’s about that time of year when you have to start thinking about OBJECTIVES, or goals, or whatever you want to call them. Basically, things that you say you’re going to do that, at the end of the year, you’ll be forced to refer to and say “hey, remember 12 months ago when we […]
In the good old days, people had real job titles, you know, like butcher, baker, candlestick maker. Your job title, quite correctly, reflected what you do. In today’s modern workplace, where people do the grand sum of fuck all most of the day apart from sitting in meetings and pretending that they’re of some […]
Sorry – that’s “colleague” of the month, not employee of the month. You see, the word ’employee’ implies slavery, it implies that bond between employer and pleb – we can’t have that, oh no. So let’s call it “colleague of the month” or COTM for short, because if it’s not an acronym, it’s not worth […]
“Yes, you have spoken wisely dear leader, spoon-feed me more of your warm diarrhea, won’t you?”
You would have thought, with the instant communication available to us these days, that communication within a large corporation would be – well, better than it is. While everyone is beavering away, seemingly doing “work”, they are in fact […]
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