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Have you defined the north star yet? No, really, have you? Come on, people, define the fucking north star.
Watch this bucket-load of crap from sugar-murderers Coca-Cola and then come back to me, if you’re able to get through all ten minutes without killing yourself.
You didn’t watch it all, did you. Never […]
Have a look at this dame:
http://blog.sageabra.com/2012/02/risk-age-profiling-workplace/
She’s a people-centric HR professional. She’s not a HR professional, oh no folks, she’s a people-centric one.
That’s my favourite kind. I’ve worked with some people-hating HR professionals, and I’ve worked with some HR professionals who’ve tagged themselves with completely irrelevant adjectives such as ice-cream loving or […]
Ever since people realised that Human Resources was all about pen-pushing and women named Karen, the profession itself has been poking its pearl-necklaced head above the parapet and shouting “but we’re really strategic, if only we could stop pen-pushing and do some real strategy work, we’ve learnt the lingo and everything”. You kind of feel […]
Well it’s about that time of year when you have to start thinking about OBJECTIVES, or goals, or whatever you want to call them. Basically, things that you say you’re going to do that, at the end of the year, you’ll be forced to refer to and say “hey, remember 12 months ago when we […]
In the good old days, people had real job titles, you know, like butcher, baker, candlestick maker. Your job title, quite correctly, reflected what you do. In today’s modern workplace, where people do the grand sum of fuck all most of the day apart from sitting in meetings and pretending that they’re of some […]
So, if you read How To Become A Consultant, then you’ll already be a value creation catalyst, helping management leverage their value creation processes in order to catalyse growth, and frankly, you’ll be making a mint. But hang on there, young protege, you’re not ready yet.
What happens when […]
If you’re new to the workplace, then you’ve got a whole new language to learn. It’s a bit like French, but spoken by even bigger wankers. However, worry not – you too can speak this ever-evolving language with our handy guide.
Don’t say: Do you have five minutes to talk through my work?
Do say: […]
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